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ago, when every 'plane had propellors, I was on a cross country flight that
got into a terrible storm. The plane got pounded by rain, hail, wind and
lightening. We were all screaming - well I was, anyway. We were sure the
plane was going to crash and we all knew we were going to die.
At the height of the storm, a young woman down the front jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A hand went up, just in front of me, and a handsome, tall, muscular man smiled around at us all and started to walk forward, towards the young woman. As he approached her, he took off his shirt. She was impressed with his huge muscles, even in the poor lighting of the plane - we could see that from the back!
He stood in front of her, shirt in hand and said, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"
She eagerly nods her head "yes!"
As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."
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