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One day, a man held a party. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, he and his friends all standing around drinking, getting high and partying next to the pool.
The guy gets up on the lifeguard tower and all his friends look up. He calls for silence and says "The first person that swims across my pool will get all my money."
No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd, draws on his joint and says,"OK, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house."
Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes."
Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time. "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all the dope you can handle, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle; everything I own."
"Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls around like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side, exhausted but in one piece. The rich guy jumps down and runs over to him.
"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done. The money's yours"
"I don't want the money." says the swimmer.
"The house is yours - I'll have the deeds made over"
"I don't want the house."
The cars and planes are all yours"
"I don't want the cars or planes."
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"
"I don't want that either."
"Is it the drugs that you want? Or the girls?"
"I don't want the drugs; I don't want the girls."
The rich guy looks at him and says "Well, what the hell do you want?"
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