Web Weirdity

A chat has nine lives..

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click..

A user and his leisure time are soon parted..

C:\ is the root of all directories..

Don't byte off more than you can view..

Don't put all your hypes in one home page..

Fax is stranger than fiction..

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; teach him to use the Web ... he won't bother you for weeks.

Great groups from little icons grow..

Home is where you hang your size="+1">@

In Gates we trust..

Know what to expect before you connect..

Modulation in all things..

Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice...

Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish..

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone..

The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail..

The geek shall inherit the earth..

The modem is the message..

There's no place like HOME

Too many clicks spoil the browse..

Virtual reality is its own reward..

What boots up must come down..

Windows will never cease..

You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.