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When she went to the clinic, she found it was a bleak brick house without any windows. When she asked the clone arranger why there were no windows, she was told that ... people in glass houses shouldn't grow clones. ... As the clones were growing up, she would never be allowed to take them out for a walk because ... you'll never walk a clone.
... What disturbed her the most was that every time she would visit them, they all would be yelling at the top of their lungs. When she asked why they yelled so much she was told that this was to be expected as she had ordered a dozen I scream clones.
I heard the one about a guy who cloned himself to get twice as much work done. Problem was, for some unexplainable reason, his clone was persistently, fluently and aggressively foul-mouthed. Customers were so offended, they took their business elsewhere.
In desperation, the guy took his clone to the mountains and threw him off a cliff--and was soon arrested...for making an obscene clone fall.
Send in the Clones
Is it true that rolling clones gather no moss...
The Rolling Stones are planning on changing their name to Rolling Clones, because that's the only way they can play on into the next millineum...
That Greta Garbo once said "I vant to be a clone".
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