Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi
How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house? He's still there.
What did the hippie say after the drugs wore off? 'Man, this music sucks!'
You Might Be A Hippie If ...
Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.
You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.
You child is named after a celestial object.
Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.
Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.
You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.
You're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy.
You don't object to being labeled a hippie.
There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
Half your funiture is bean bags.
You're always getting pulled over and searched , and you're white.
Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoevers sitting next to you.
You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.
You roll perfect cigarettes.
You're still waiting for those flashbacks.
People you never met before ask if you can get them some weed.
You think 'All You Need Is Love' was written by Ghandi.
You can fall asleep in the mud under the rain.
You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.
If ... hey, what was I talking about?
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