| ABOUT ME |
Page that tells users lies about the seller |
| AS IS |
Broken, I do not give refunds and I am quick to leave negs. |
| ADORABLE |
Ugly |
| ACTUAL SHIPPING CHARGES |
A profit center and has nothing to do with actual cost to ship.
You should have asked for amount before bidding. See S&H. |
| ALL SALES FINAL |
A damaged fake item |
| ASK QUESTIONS |
Because I ain't admitting anything. |
| AUTHENTIC |
This is a real replica. 500% real! |
| BEAUTIFUL |
Ugly in a scary way. |
| BIN |
Payment by worthless check received 6 weeks after the auction
ended. |
| BONUS |
Something extra... a real bad feeling you get when you see what
you bought. |
| BRAND NAME |
Pasted over generic name (see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE) |
| BRAND NEW |
A new counterfeit copy. |
| BRILLIANT SHINE |
What I just gave it with my buffer (see NEAR MINT). |
| BUA |
Butt-Ugly Auction. |
| CHEAP! |
Accurate, but does not refer to the price |
| CIVIL WAR |
Made in China last week. (China's dispute with Taiwan is a civil
war ... right?). |
| COA |
Certificate of Authenticity (seller signed the item and typed
the certificate personally). |
| COACH HANDBAG |
see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE. |
| COLLECTIBLE |
I have WAY too many of these. |
| COLORFUL |
Unknown stains. |
| CONTEMPORARY |
Got it at a 99 cents store. Email me if you want more than one.
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| CUSTOM |
So ugly there's only one in the world. |
| CUTE |
Crap. |
| DESIGNER |
see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE. |
| DIRTY |
And the dirt is hiding a crack. Or two. |
| DISPLAYS WELL |
The other three sides are damaged. |
| DIY |
Damaged Item Yesterday. |
| DON'T MISS THIS ONE! |
I'm really tired of dragging this around, somebody buy it! |
| ELEGANT |
Old and worthless. |
| EUC |
Excellent Used Condition, but smells of smoke, covered with
dog hair and not stained too bad. |
| FACTORY ORIGINAL |
It originally came from a factory. |
| FABULOUS |
adjective; lacking factual basis or historical validity |
| FANTASTIC |
Unbelievably ugly. |
| FINE |
Paint covers flaws, parts taped in place. |
| FS |
Factory Sealed. Until I opened it. |
| FREE SHIPPING |
It will be 'lost in the mail' |
| FROM A NON SMOKING HOME |
Covered with cat hair. |
| GENTLY USED |
It's on it's last legs. |
| GENUINE |
It is 100% real imitation, not a fake one. |
| GOOD CONDITION |
The dents hid the scratches. |
| GORGEOUS |
Really ugly. |
| GREAT CONDITION |
The scratches hid the dents. |
| GREAT CONDITION FOR SOMETHING THIS OLD |
I'm going to claim it got damaged in the mail. |
| HTF |
Hard to Find ... Will be lost in mail after you pay for it.
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| HOT |
1. Stolen... maybe I'll send it to you, maybe I won't.
2. From a smoker's home complete with cigarette burns. |
| I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT |
Oh yes I do. But I'm hoping you don't. |
| I WAS TOLD THAT THIS IS... |
No one bought this when I said what it REALLY was. |
| L@@K |
I cannot think of one good thing to say about this item. |
| I'M Leaving EBAY! |
You will never receive this useless CD after you pay for it.
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| LE |
Limited Edition... This is my last one, so it must be limited.
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| LIKE NEW |
1. Deep scratches but I've still got the box.
2. I would "LIKE" to think it is "NEW"... but it's not. |
| LOVELY |
Tacky, like a Day Glow black velvet painting of Elvis playing
poker with dogs... |
| MIB |
Mint In Box. Or perhaps Mashed In Box. |
| MINT |
1. A green color, but it also might be mold.
2. Meticulously cleaned.
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| 99% MINT |
Meticulously cleaned and almost not broken too much. |
| NEAR MINT |
Cleaned even harder and it broke and a part is missing |
| MODERN |
From the late 1980's to mid 90's. |
| MUST HAVE! |
Must have it out of my house. |
| NEAT |
Could use a good cleaning. |
| NEVER USED CONDITION |
Not new, and I lost the box. |
| NEVER WORN |
I got it at a second-hand store, but "I" never wore it. |
| NEW |
Used only a few times. |
| NIB |
1. New In Box. Used and not the original box.
2. Now Its Broken. 3. Nothing In Box. |
| NICE |
I'm keeping the good one, and getting rid of this piece of junk.
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| SUPER NICE |
I should be whipped for putting this junk up for bids. |
| NO MOLD OR MILDEW |
Not sure what the stains and smell are from. |
| NO REFUNDS |
You are lucky if I send you anything. I will neg you if you
complain. |
| NOT FAKE |
FAKE. |
| NOT SURE IF IT WORKS |
I know for a fact that it DOES NOT work. See "AS IS". |
| NPB |
Non Paying Bastard! |
| NR |
1. No Reserve. Large starting bid and ripoff shipping.
2. Needs Restoration. 3. No Returns. 4. Not Recommended. 5. Not
Running. 6. Not Reliable. 7. Not Real |
| NRFB |
1. Never Removed From Box. Exceptby the kids.
2. No Reciprocal FeedBack. 3. No Refunds For Bidders. |
| NWOT |
New with out tags. I cut them off when I shoplifted |
| NWT |
New With Tags - off the back of a lorry. |
| OLD |
Useless. |
| VERY OLD |
Very useless. |
| OOAK |
ONE OF A KIND. Your guess is as good as mine. |
| OOP |
Out of print, I couldn't find it in the bookstore at the mall. |
| ORIGINAL CONDITION |
Cheaply made |
| PATINA |
Rust, mold or graffitti. |
| WONDERFUL PATINA |
Deep rust with pits. |
| PERFECT |
I have no idea what this is supposed to look like. |
| PRISTINE |
I'm making this up as I go along ... |
| RARE |
Fewer than 500 listed on ebay this week. |
| VERY RARE |
Cheaper at the mall |
| RECIPROCAL FEEDBACK |
You leave feedback first. |
| RECONDITIONED |
Defective and returned to the factory. see "AS IS". |
| RETRO |
I was born in 1990, and my older sister had one of these. |
| S&H |
Includes my time, fees, gas, internet and Starbucks coffee.
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| SCARCE |
Email me if you want more than one. |
| SEE MY FEEDBACK |
I'm quick to neg. |
| STARTS AT 1 CENT!! |
S&H is $42. No combined shipping, insurance extra. |
| STRESS / AGE CRACK |
Dropped it while I was taking photos. |
| UNBELIEVABLE |
Fact. Don't believe a word of it. |
| UNIQUE |
Put together from parts last night. |
| UNUSED |
I did not use it. It was already broken. |
| USED |
Broken, but most of the parts are there. |
| UNUSED BOOK |
Withdrawn by the library as no-one read it. |
| VHTF |
Very Hard to Find. It will never be sent after you pay for it.
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| VINTAGE |
I was born in 1990, and it looks so totally way old to me. |
| WOW |
I'm desperate. |
| WOW!!!!!! |
I'm really desperate. |
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