A Rough Night

A fellow decided to take off early from work and go drinking. He stayed until the bar closed at three in the morning, at which time he was extremely drunk.

After leaving the bar, he walked home.

When he entered his house, he didn't want to wake his wife, so he took off his shoes and started tip-toeing up the stairs.

Half-way up the stairs though, he fell over backwards and landed flat on his back.

That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had a bottle of beer in his back pocket, and it broke; the broken glass carved him terribly.

Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt.

A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, he was badly cut.

He repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and went to bed.

The next morning, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he was hiding under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?"

"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."

"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got pissed last night. Where did you go?"

"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"

"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of plasters stuck on the mirror."

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