The Evils of Alcohol

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he devised an experiment that involved a glass of tap water, a glass of beer, and two worms.

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a
worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

He then put the second worm into the beer. It curled up and writhed about
painfully, then gently sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink beer and you won't get worms."

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