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A man stumbled up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy
him a drink. "Why of course", came the reply. The first
man then asked: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Scotland",
replies the second man. The first man responded: "You don't say, I'm
from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland." "An
Honour", replied the second man. The first man then asked: "Where
in Scotland are you from?" "Aberdeen", came the reply. "I
can't believe it", said the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's
have another drink to Aberdeen." "It'll be a pleasure",
replied the second man. After a quiet moment, the first man asked: "What
school did you go to?" "Saint Andrews - I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man exclaimed. "I went
to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!" About that time, one
of the regulars and sat down at the bar. "What's been going on?", he
asked the barman. "Nothing much, just the MacGregor twins drunk again."
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