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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, the brewery presidents decided
to go out for a beer. The man from Interbrew sits down and says, "Give
me Europe's most popular beer." The barman nods and pours a glass of urine-coloured
lager. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the
world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The barman gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness
sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken
aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look
over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness
president replies, "Well, I reckoned if you fellows aren't drinking beer,
neither would I." | 
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