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A Texan walked into a pub in Ireland and said, "I hear you Irish are a
bunch of hard drinkers. I'll bet 500 American dollars to twenty of your Euros
that nobody here can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The
room is quiet and no one took up the Texan's offer. One man even left the bar.
Thirty minutes later the man who left showed up again and tapped the Texan on
the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asked the Irishman. The
Texan said yes, and asked the bartender to line up ten pints of Guinness. Immediately
the Irishman tore into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The
other pub patrons cheered as the Texan sat in amazement. The Texan gave
the Irishman the money and said, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you
go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replied, "Oh
... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first." |